Poor old Anthony got a little tingly in his his lower regions and felt a proportionate amount of guilt and shame for getting tingly.
He must have gotten that same tingly feeling before he started condemning men who wore tight pants. He sure seemed to know who to point the finger at for promoting tight pants--not the ladies, it's gays that are to blame for snug trousers!
Next up, Tony condemns ballet!
Tingle, tingle Tony!